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Internet Derangement Syndrome is Reptilian Mind Control

internet derangement syndrome

Do people feel “safer” or “better” today despite the lack of real adversity compared to decades past? Of course not. Internet derangement syndrome warps perception and can make mountains out of molehills, transforming an innocent slight into unforgivable sin or downplay an atrocity to a simple mistake. The best way to avoid being mind controlled by internet derangement syndrome is to acknowledge bias as a…

PENCE WROTE THE OP ED

Mike Pence Op Ed

Emails discovered from Pence’s private email server suggests Vice President Mike Pence was behind the anonymous New York Times Op Ed. The Mike Pence Op Ed spoke of a chaotic maelstrom of an office, and stated that Trump was highly unqualified and possibly senile. The Op Ed was yet another plotline in the reality tv show presidency. The Op Ed revived what some deemed to…

Reptocalype Now: Eight Steps to survive the Reptilian Apocalypse

EIGHT STEPS TO SURVIVE THE REPTOCALYPSE Most people assume it’s impossible for shapeshifting reptilian humanoids to really be walking amongst us. Those fools will be the first to be abducted and eaten during the Reptocalypse.  Reptilians may currently be small in numbers but they occupy the majority of high ranking positions in government and Fortune 500 companies. The “unbelievability” barrier must be shattered if you…

Best Life Mysticism is Profiteering

best life mysticism

Would you pay 27$ for “Psychic Vampire Repellent Protection Mist”? It sounds ridiculous at first, but what if they convinced you that somehow your “spirit” or “chakras” were blocked and this would be the thing to save you? Like any good cult, scammers convince you that you’re “wrong”, “broken”, filled with “sin” or Xenu particles then offer to heal you for a “tithe”. Best Life Mysticism is…

Social Media Torch Mobs Are Not The Answer

social media torch mobs

Does it seem wrong that social media torch mobs can destroy lives and livelihoods in a matter of hours without any burden of proof, trial or investigation? Human sacrifice has been a constant in large societies, social media torch mobs are just a digital continuation of ancient rituals. Sacrifice can be used to quench the collective bloodlust like gladiators fighting to the death in Colosseum,…

Facebook Lies: History’s Greatest Propaganda Machine

facebook lies

Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining, especially social media and Facebook lies. Can facebook lies really be the reason we elected a bullshit artist like Trump? Journalism, political ads, propaganda, viral marketing all have similar goals to break through the “noise” and reach their audience – and Facebook lies gives their bullshit a direct pipeline to 2 billion people. Since the…

The false resurgence of tribalism in the modern era.

Tribalism

How could we possibly revert to tribalism? Well, to be clear, Reptonald was never actually advocating pure tribalism or fundamentalism but used them as part of his manipulation. Tribalism was just one aspect of “the sales pitch” which included materialism, pragmatism, fundamentalism and “a return to order” as well as whatever other snake oil he thought the people would believe. As a pure bullshit artist,…

Kanye West takes on the Illuminati

Kanye West Illuminati

Kanye West stunned the Illuminati in a tirade of tweets including a photo wearing the reptilian “Make America Great Again” hat. Kanye claims he’s making MAGA his own, denying the hateful spirit of the reptilian MAGA crowd but reclaiming it in the name of love. Critics have attacked him for lending his influence to the MAGA crowd, Kanye defended his actions claiming to be embracing…

Investigate 311

investigate 311

Should the government actually investigate 311? “…He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.” – Mathew 3:11 Could a band that’s as laidback as 311 have a secret message of global destruction behind their chill vibes? The band 311’s  album From Chaos was released in late summer 2001, just in time for the summer festival circuit. the 90s band known for it’s blend of late 90s…

Mark Zuckerberg Reptilian, Sociopath or Borg?

Mark Zuckerberg reptilian theories have reached a critical peak with his recent testimony before Congress. While reptilians are very real, conspiracy theorists often get lost in their own predictions. Zuckerberg has recently accused of being a reptilian after the PR nightmare he’s in the midst of. Members of the reptilian community were shocked to hear that the seemingly sociopathic billionaire had finally joined the ranks.…