Illuminati deliver whiplash on La La Land for perceived cultural appropriation.

Illuminati lash the whip on white jazz musical La La Land. The Academy Awards have long been the Illuminati’s favorite night of self indulgent love and they did not waste an opportunity to shine on their special night. The musical La La Land was nominated for 14 academy award, many criticized favoritism for anything Nostalgic […]

112 DC Area Infants reported missing. Sources claim eaten by Pence.

Pence’s Dark Seance 112 DC Area infants were reported missing from hospitals, nurseries and parents homes over the weekend. Many parents were shocked and dismayed, but others claim that some babies were purchased all last seen entering unmarked black vans. One DC insider claims to have proof that the Vice President may have been involved in their […]