How Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick became Reptillyanne Conway

Who was Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick and how did she become Reptillyanne Conway? Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick or Reptillyanne Conway as she’s now known, was born in Camden, NJ in 1967. The Fitzpatricks moved out of the collapsing Camden and Kellyanne grew up in suburban Hammonton New Jersey. Kellyanne was always a bright, motivated individual and was […]

Illuminati Media distraction

How Illuminati media distractions are destroying your attention span.

THE ART OF DISTRACTION How  Illuminati media distractions have broken your attention span. Staying focused on real issues is hard when there are so many entertaining but idiotic Illuminati media distractions like Reptillyanne putting her feet on the couch or Russian peepee jokes. For every second the public spends wasted on entertaining media distractions, plenty of deserving […]

Reptilian Paul Ryan wants to destroy Health Care so he can eat your liver.

Reptilian Paul Ryan attempts to destroy the Affordable Care Act. This week Reptilian Skink Paul Ryan made strides this week towards destroying socialized healthcare with the American Health Care Act. The boasts of “increasing freedom” are a shoddy distraction so the House of Rep(tilian)resentatives can dissect and destroy government sponsored health care bills. Reptilians like Paul Ryan […]