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Is Apple covering up iPhoneX Identity Theft?

Think twice before staring into the latest iPhoneX, unless you enjoy identity theft and being cloned against your will via iPhoneX face scan. iPhoneX identity theft is quickly becoming the hottest scandal you’ve never heard of. It’s being being kept tightly under wraps, and Apple is shelling out tons of dough to keep it quiet. Technologists […]

Paper Towel Throw was Reptilian Feeding Ritual

Most people want to their president to be seen as unflappably calm, composed under pressure while empathetically comforting the victims of a tragedy. Our Reptilian President shocked the country yet again with a stunning lack of empathy on a recent humanitarian mission to Puerto Rico, attempting to recreate a Reptilian feeding ritual with throwing paper towels. Reptilian […]

Undead Nazis on Alt-Right “We’re the real Nazis, Bitch!”

Undead Nazis speak out against the current Nazi Resurgence. Undead Nazis feel that their legacy of exterminating jews and ruthlessly dominating the world is unfairly being watered down by the “Alt-Right’s ineffective Tiki Torch carrying cucks.” They consider the comparison of their world dominating military regime to ineffective losers in Khaki pants carrying Tiki Torches […]