Tribalist Thinking Beginning to Turn on Trump

  Tribalism works in mysterious ways. The tribalist thinking that got Trump elected is now turning against him. The big bold claims and promises that rallied his tribe behind him to think he was “strong” compared to Reptillary, are being used against him. Despite all the opposition he’s faced since taking office, his supporters have […]

How Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick became Reptillyanne Conway

Who was Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick and how did she become Reptillyanne Conway? Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick or Reptillyanne Conway as she’s now known, was born in Camden, NJ in 1967. The Fitzpatricks moved out of the collapsing Camden and Kellyanne grew up in suburban Hammonton New Jersey. Kellyanne was always a bright, motivated individual and was […]

Reptilian Paul Ryan wants to destroy Health Care so he can eat your liver.

Reptilian Paul Ryan attempts to destroy the Affordable Care Act. This week Reptilian Skink Paul Ryan made strides this week towards destroying socialized healthcare with the American Health Care Act. The boasts of “increasing freedom” are a shoddy distraction so the House of Rep(tilian)resentatives can dissect and destroy government sponsored health care bills. Reptilians like Paul Ryan […]

Trump to reveal Secret Reptilian Agenda during Inaugural Speech

Reptonald Presidential Inauguration will reveal Reptilian Agenda The Reptilian dominance ritual is complete, the loud fire explosions have sufficiently dazzled the onlookers. Reptonald is now ready address crowd off pissed off liberals & Trump staffers later today at Washington Mall. Using his subsonic Reptilian glands on his  hidden within his Reptilian mouth to send out […]

Council kills Reptilian Illuminati Coalition

How the Council killed the Illuminati-Reptilian coalition. Reptilians only see the world through power and dominance. They tend to gravitate towards positions of power and are often confused with psychopaths. Amongst the top ranking reptilian professions: Dentists, fighter pilots, surgeons, politicians and bankers. The reptilian brain focuses on domination over others, and they enjoy risk taking […]