Illuminati Media distraction

How Illuminati media distractions are destroying your attention span.

THE ART OF DISTRACTION How  Illuminati media distractions have broken your attention span. Staying focused on real issues is hard when there are so many entertaining but idiotic Illuminati media distractions like Reptillyanne putting her feet on the couch or Russian peepee jokes. For every second the public spends wasted on entertaining media distractions, plenty of deserving […]

Illuminati deliver whiplash on La La Land for perceived cultural appropriation.

Illuminati lash the whip on white jazz musical La La Land. The Academy Awards have long been the Illuminati’s favorite night of self indulgent love and they did not waste an opportunity to shine on their special night. The musical La La Land was nominated for 14 academy award, many criticized favoritism for anything Nostalgic […]

112 DC Area Infants reported missing. Sources claim eaten by Pence.

Pence’s Dark Seance 112 DC Area infants were reported missing from hospitals, nurseries and parents homes over the weekend. Many parents were shocked and dismayed, but others claim that some babies were purchased all last seen entering unmarked black vans. One DC insider claims to have proof that the Vice President may have been involved in their […]

Council kills Reptilian Illuminati Coalition

How the Council killed the Illuminati-Reptilian coalition. Reptilians only see the world through power and dominance. They tend to gravitate towards positions of power and are often confused with psychopaths. Amongst the top ranking reptilian professions: Dentists, fighter pilots, surgeons, politicians and bankers. The reptilian brain focuses on domination over others, and they enjoy risk taking […]