Paper Towel Throw was Reptilian Feeding Ritual

Most people want to their president to be seen as unflappably calm, composed under pressure while empathetically comforting the victims of a tragedy. Our Reptilian President shocked the country yet again with a stunning lack of empathy on a recent humanitarian mission to Puerto Rico, attempting to recreate a Reptilian feeding ritual with throwing paper towels. Reptilian […]

Tribalist Thinking Beginning to Turn on Trump

  Tribalism works in mysterious ways. The tribalist thinking that got Trump elected is now turning against him. The big bold claims and promises that rallied his tribe behind him to think he was “strong” compared to Reptillary, are being used against him. Despite all the opposition he’s faced since taking office, his supporters have […]

Sean Splicer: America’s least favorite reptilian press secretary’s feud against Dippin’ Dots®

Sean Splicer: America’s favorite reptilian press secretary’s feud against Dippin’ Dots® Many people have been critical of Sean Spicer AKA Sean Splicer, perhaps rightfully so. It’s often the job of a White House Press Secretary to tell bold faced lies, but Splicer takes it to an insultingly patronizing level. Sean Splicer has publicly humiliated his country […]