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Space Force is a Reptilian Conspiracy

President Reptonald shocked the world yet again this week with a fresh batch of idiocy, announcing the metaphysical-sounding “Space Force” his new Reptilian Space Force. The Reptilians have had their hands full trying to build their own space station. All while Reptonald is scheming to use tax dollars to help fund the RSS or Reptilian Space Station. The Reptilian Space Station will be a geosynchronous…

A.I. are trying to steal your DNA

Would you hand over the keys to your house or code to your bank account to a criminal? What about paying criminals an exorbitant “fee” every time you bought concert tickets or clothes? Chances are you already have, only they’re not human. Cybersecurity experts have sounded the alarm that a rogue A.I. Cabal probably already have stolen your identity and banking information. It’s made it…

Apple is committing massive identity theft.

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Think twice before staring into the latest iPhoneX, unless you enjoy identity theft and being cloned against your will via iPhoneX face scan. iPhoneX identity theft is quickly becoming the hottest scandal you’ve never heard of. It’s being being kept tightly under wraps, and Apple is shelling out tons of dough to keep it quiet. Technologists believe that the advanced facial mapping software will give Apple…

Robots proven to be Sentient Autonomous Lifeforms with first Robo-Suicide

Robot Suicide opens public’s eyes to robot mental health crisis. Anyone who’s had the misfortune of seeing Paul Blart Mall Cop could tell you that being a mall security guard is about as futile and meaningless an existence as one could imagine. Even being a “soulless machine” is not a suitable defense for soul crushing activity such as being a mall cop. While the critics claim…

World’s Smartest AI dubs Nicolas Cage world’s most evolved human.

What makes Cage the world’s most evolved human? To the world’s smartest AI, human emotions like love, hate, greed and envy all seem distant and illogical. Unlike a machine, human beings often behave counter to their best interests. Some humans gain mastery of self and can think like an AI, but that doesn’t necessarily make them “better” than humans who live freely and lavishly. When the…

Zuckerberg or Zukaborg: Alien king of social media.

ZUCKERBERG or ZUKABORG? Is the King of Social Media really an alien outcast? It’s a well-known fact in the paranoid community that Mark Zuckerberg AKA Zukaborg is an alien from a distant alien planet Borgia. Zukaborg was by no means was he considered a man of influence on his home planet. In fact, reports say he was what we on earth might consider a “total…

Artificially Intelligence is out to steal your job

The ROBOTS stealing your job due to job automation They took our jobs If you’ve been laid off from your job, look no further than the computer plugged into your wall if you seek someone to blame. Yes your beloved PC may be stealing your job if not already then it could be soon. Job automation has eliminated high quality family sustainable jobs from hundreds of millions…

Paranoid Sergey Brin joins the Chamber

An important Paranoid Echo Chamber update regarding our new friend Paranoid Sergey Brin.   We take a break from the usual format to pause and reflect, and thank you for supporting our site, conspiracies and more. By sending us the valuable information to our forwarding contact email paranoidechochamber@gmail.com (which we have placed in googles “black server” invisible to all prying eyes including all but 1…