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Will The War on Terror Ever End?

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Every addict knows how hard it can be to quit something you love, war addicts are no different.  Unfortunately for them, a lot of the old combatants are either allies or not interested fighting openly. It didn’t take long for the Illuminati to cook up new less definable wars post-Vietnam: like the war on “terror” and “drug” and Fox News favorite “War on Christmas.” To…

Reptillerson Reignites Religious War

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Rex Tillerson goes by Reptillerson with his Reptilian peers and goes by T. Rex with close friends. Reptillerson is reopening old wounds still sore since the Crusades by officially recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s capital and ordering the US Embassy be moved there. This act has been viewed as an act of aggression by many prominent leaders in the Islamic community, many of which are on…

Reptilian Harvey Weinstein outed by Illuminati

You don’t get to molest and ejaculate on dozens of public figures and potted plants cheaply, even if you are one of the most powerful Reptilians in Hollywood. Reptilian Harvey Weinstein was able to get away with harassing women and plants for decades, without public scrutiny was only made possible by his Reptilian contacts and his network of spies. The latest reports indicate that  Harvey…

Apple is committing massive identity theft.

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Think twice before staring into the latest iPhoneX, unless you enjoy identity theft and being cloned against your will via iPhoneX face scan. iPhoneX identity theft is quickly becoming the hottest scandal you’ve never heard of. It’s being being kept tightly under wraps, and Apple is shelling out tons of dough to keep it quiet. Technologists believe that the advanced facial mapping software will give Apple…

Reptonald’s Great Wall Begins Construction

Isn’t Reptonald’s great wall, politics aside just a fundamentally dumb idea? One of the great things about being ignorant of world politics and history is how it frees up your inhibitions and makes it easy to sell idiotically outdated ideas like giant walls. Why did the solution of “a great wall” seem appealing enough to be taken seriously? Reptonald used the tactic of visual imagery with his…

Paper Towel Throw was Reptilian Feeding Ritual

Most people want to their president to be seen as unflappably calm, composed under pressure while empathetically comforting the victims of a tragedy. Our Reptilian President shocked the country yet again with a stunning lack of empathy on a recent humanitarian mission to Puerto Rico, attempting to recreate a Reptilian feeding ritual with throwing paper towels. Reptilian brains have evolved to reduce the empathetic part of their brain to…

Is the world coming to an end?

Do you feel that the earth is rapidly coming to an end? Fortunately for you, it’s not just all in your head. There are groups of powerful people that make it their job to make sure you feel that way. Panicked people panic themselves further with the debilitating thought that the earth is irreparably doomed. Once you accept those debilitating thoughts into your mind you…

Top Five Signs of Reptilian Abduction

Top 5 Signs of Reptilian Abduction The worst part of being abducted is never being able to know for certain if you’ve actually been abducted for certain, you know it happened but nobody will believe you. Much like the Star Trek “no interference” policy, reptilians have agreed that humankind is simply not ready to know more. Reptilians and other aliens choose to interact with humanity…

Is Climate Change Conspiracy Real?

Even if you believed that the hurricanes weren’t just CGI, in today’s paranoid echo chamber of a society how can anyone know for certain what is real and what is fake? What assurances do we have that we are not simply watching the tail wag the dog? How do we know that all the evidence of climate change isn’t just yet another Illuminati media scheme…

Is Flat Earth a new Religion?

The problem with challenging other’s beliefs is that more often than not, all you’ve managed to do is waste time and introduce needless conflict. If you have a problem with someone who earnestly believes that the Earth is flat and you wholeheartedly believe that they are wrong, what could you do to convince them? The natural instinct may be to show them pictures from space,…