Paper Towel Throw was Reptilian Feeding Ritual

Most people want to their president to be seen as unflappably calm, composed under pressure while empathetically comforting the victims of a tragedy. Our Reptilian President shocked the country yet again with a stunning lack of empathy on a recent humanitarian mission to Puerto Rico, attempting to recreate a Reptilian feeding ritual with throwing paper towels. Reptilian […]

Tribalist Thinking Beginning to Turn on Trump

  Tribalism works in mysterious ways. The tribalist thinking that got Trump elected is now turning against him. The big bold claims and promises that rallied his tribe behind him to think he was “strong” compared to Reptillary, are being used against him. Despite all the opposition he’s faced since taking office, his supporters have […]

Trump to reveal Secret Reptilian Agenda during Inaugural Speech

Reptonald Presidential Inauguration will reveal Reptilian Agenda The Reptilian dominance ritual is complete, the loud fire explosions have sufficiently dazzled the onlookers. Reptonald is now ready address crowd off pissed off liberals & Trump staffers later today at Washington Mall. Using his subsonic Reptilian glands on his  hidden within his Reptilian mouth to send out […]

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Trump Kanye: Is this bad news for Illuminati?

Kanye West’s public rants against the Illuminati: a bridge burned? There’s a battle brewing between Kanye, Trump, Illuminati in the public. While Kanye’s recent mental collapse due to exhaustion on top of a manic episode of bipolar disorder is surely a factor, many are shocked by the comments Kanye made against Jay-Z and the Illuminati. […]